{"product_id":"credit-card-holder-wand-credit-card-wand-for-contactless-payments","title":"Middle Finger Payment Stick – 3D Printed Retractable Touch-Free Card Holder","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:850px;margin:0 auto;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;color:#222;background:#fff;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- Header --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:30px 20px 22px;background:#111;border-radius:16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:28px;letter-spacing:5px;color:#FFD54A;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e★ ★ ★ ★ ★\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:30px;font-weight:800;color:#fff;\"\u003e🖕 PAY WITH ATTITUDE 💳\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px;color:#ddd;margin-top:8px;\"\u003eBecause paying normally is way too boring.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Intro --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:30px 25px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:42px;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003e🖕\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:700;\"\u003eThe Funniest Way to Pay\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:16px;color:#555;max-width:650px;margin:12px auto 0;\"\u003eTurn an ordinary checkout into a moment everyone remembers. This hilarious 3D-printed payment stick holds your card while giving the payment terminal a little extra attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Features --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#f7f7f7;padding:26px;border-radius:16px;margin:0 15px 25px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;font-size:23px;font-weight:800;margin-bottom:20px;\"\u003e⭐ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT ⭐\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px;margin:13px 0;\"\u003e🖕 \u003cstrong\u003eHilarious Middle Finger Design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#666;\"\u003eGuaranteed to make checkout a lot less boring.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px;margin:13px 0;\"\u003e💳 \u003cstrong\u003eEasy Card Holder\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#666;\"\u003eHold your payment card for convenient tap-style checkout.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px;margin:13px 0;\"\u003e↔️ \u003cstrong\u003eRetractable Handle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#666;\"\u003eExtend it when you need extra reach and retract it for easy storage.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px;margin:13px 0;\"\u003e🖨️ \u003cstrong\u003e3D-Printed Design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#666;\"\u003eLightweight, quirky and made to stand out.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px;margin:13px 0;\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eA Ridiculously Funny Gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#666;\"\u003ePerfect for friends, coworkers and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Funny Section --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:25px 20px;border:2px dashed #222;border-radius:16px;margin:0 15px 25px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:24px;\"\u003e⭐ 🖕 ⭐\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:22px;font-weight:800;margin:10px 0;\"\u003eTAP. PAY. MAKE A STATEMENT.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px;color:#555;\"\u003eSelf-checkout just got a personality upgrade.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Perfect For --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding:20px 30px 30px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:21px;font-weight:800;text-align:center;margin-bottom:15px;\"\u003ePERFECT FOR\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;font-size:16px;line-height:2;\"\u003e🛒 Self-Checkout    ⭐ Everyday Shopping\u003cbr\u003e\n😂 Prank Lovers    🎁 Funny Gifts\u003cbr\u003e\n🖕 Sarcastic Friends    💳 Payment Terminals\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Bottom --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111;color:#fff;text-align:center;padding:25px 20px;border-radius:16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#FFD54A;font-size:22px;letter-spacing:4px;\"\u003e★ ★ ★ ★ ★\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:22px;font-weight:800;margin-top:8px;\"\u003eNORMAL PAYMENT? NEVER HEARD OF IT. 🖕\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:14px;color:#ccc;margin-top:8px;\"\u003eAdd a little humor to your next checkout.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Elovna","offers":[{"title":"Middle Finger","offer_id":53676124930324,"sku":"ZFB260818-Middle Finger","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Five-Pointed Star","offer_id":53676124963092,"sku":"ZFB260818-Five-Pointed Star","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heart Shape","offer_id":53676124995860,"sku":"ZFB260818-Heart Shape","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1022\/6981\/3012\/files\/165dfdbe16737b96af29ce93e6a720e1.png?v=1787043780","url":"https:\/\/elovna.com\/products\/credit-card-holder-wand-credit-card-wand-for-contactless-payments","provider":"Elovna","version":"1.0","type":"link"}